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(U)
PS4
Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle
Capcum Beat 'Em Off Bundle. Achievements: 1 / 11 (9%)

Updated about 3 months ago

(B)
PS4
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection
Senior Goblin Mime Muskrats. Achievements: 0 / 14 (0%)

Updated about 1 year ago

(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack 8
I will Jack it into a Box. Achievements: 7 / 20 (35%)

Updated about 1 year ago

(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack
I will Jack this Box at a Party. Achievements: 4 / 20 (20%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Jackie Onassis.
(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack 2
I will Jack this Box at a Party, Too. Achievements: 4 / 20 (20%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Michael Jackson.
(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack 4
I will eat at Jack in the Box. Achievements: 4 / 20 (20%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Jack Nicholson.
(B)
PS4
Use Your Words
I will use my numbers. Achievements: 12 / 23 (52%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Word to your mother.
(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack 5
Jacker. Achievements: 10 / 20 (50%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Jack on.
(B)
PS4
The Jackbox Party Pack 3
Lots of Box Jackin'. Achievements: 9 / 20 (45%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Jack me.
(U)
Switch
Waifu Uncovered
I will Uncover what a "Waifu" is.

Updated about 2 years ago

(U)
PS4
Get Packed: Fully Loaded
I will Fully Load my Pack. Get me? Achievements: 7 / 46 (15%)

Updated about 2 years ago

(u)
PS4
Whiskey Mafia: Frank's Story
I'd also play a game called Whiskas Mafia.

Updated about 2 years ago

(U)
PS4
890B
Did you mean: UB40? Achievements: 3 / 12 (25%)

Updated about 2 years ago

(B)
PS4
What The Dub?!
Did you mean: What The Fuck?! Achievements: 25 / 31 (81%)

Updated about 2 years ago

Du(m)b(o).
(U)
Switch
Hentai vs. Evil
Judge.

Updated about 2 years ago

(U)
PS4
Two Crude
I will be Crude x Two. Achievements: 2 / 8 (25%)

Updated about 2 years ago

(u)
PS4
Distraint 2
Dish drain, too.

Updated about 2 years ago

(u)
PS4
Caves and Castles: Underworld
Both are made of stone.

Updated about 2 years ago

(u)
PS4
112th Seed
What about the other 111?

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Suicide Guy: Sleepin' Deeply
There's always another way.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Whipseey and the Lost Atlas
Coolseey Whipseey.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Heal: Console Edition
But, I don't have a boo-boo.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Grizzland
Grizzled.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Football Game
It's not what you think.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Reflection of Mine
I will see Mein Reflection.

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Streets of Rage 4
Roads of Pissed-Offiness 4. Achievements: 6 / 46 (13%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
DISTRAINT: Deluxe Edition
I will play DISTRAINT with no RESTRAINT.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Wordsweeper by POWGI
I will Sweep these Words off their feet.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Word Sudoku by POWGI
"Damn Japanese imports." -Ryan (Whose Line is it Anyway?)

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Word Maze by POWGI
Word to your Maze.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Roundabout by POWGI
Yes.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Ladders by POWGI
Are there chutes too?

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Perils of Baking
"You should not drink and Bake." -Arnold (Raw Deal)

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Guard Duty
Better than Jury. I guess.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Brotherhood United
Brotherhood of the United Pants.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Reed 2
Reed and right.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Radio Squid
Video killed the Radio Squid.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
MouseBot: Escape from CatLab
I'd also play a game called "CatBot: Escape from MouseLab."

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Loopindex
Hope this game isn't Poopindex.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Knightin'+
Knightin' day.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Just Ignore Them
I will give Them the silent treatment.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Delta Squad
Delta Burke.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Cybarian: The Time Traveling Warrior
It's Time to Travel.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
CrossKrush
Did you mean: Kris Kross

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Axes
Asses.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
0 Degrees
Brr.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
HardCube
I will step on a LEGO.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Lord of the Click
I will Click on the Lord's website.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Kid Tripp
I will Tripp a Kid.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Active Neurons 3
Active Morons 3.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Active Neurons 2
I will Deactivate these Neurons.

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Speaking Simulator
I will Speak Simlish. Achievements: 4 / 27 (15%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Shadow of Loot Box
I will Loot this Box from the Shadows.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Devious Dungeon 2
Dung.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
I Am the Hero
That's subjective.

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
PS4
Peasant Knight
I'd also play a game called "Peasant Night".

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Blasting Agent: Ultimate Edition
I will put my Agent on Blast.

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PSVita
Run Sackboy! Run!
I'm a Boy, so if I Run my Sack will flap around. Achievements: 12 / 13 (92%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Alienation
With the spotted head people?

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove!
Will they be getting Back into the same Groove that Stella re-got? Achievements: 13 / 49 (27%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Doom (2016)
Just Doom It® Achievements: 4 / 34 (12%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
That's a Big Sack, Boy.

Updated about 3 years ago

(U)
PS4
Outbreak
I will Break Out. Achievements: 0 / 8 (0%)

Updated about 3 years ago

(u)
Zeebo
The Herpes of Twat Dart County HD Collection: Fart in Michael Landon's Mouth IV: Seaweed Pubes PAL
Urine sample. Poo poo and wiggly wieners. Yo, Adrian. Smººth Operator. Horse shart. I stuck my pinky in Dina Shore's navel and haven't regretted it. Achievements: 69 / 666 (10%)

Updated about 4 years ago    |    Online Info ( )¤( ) Anus? Ok. Let's see it. Cool. It's brown. As expected. ( )¤( )

☆☆☆☆★ HERE'S a review: Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo!!!!! Ya like that!? Also, poop. Bing Crosby did 9/12. He one-up'd us all. I baked a cake. Then I pooped on it. Hi. Hello. Come here often? FART! Look at Kirby! ( >'-')> Anyway, I like kittens. Where is my pooped-on cake? Yo-Yo Ma is the greatest human being who has ever sharted. You're gonna need a bigger boat. You dummy. Fists of Furry Fury. Anywho, I don't like kittens anymore. #DaysOfOurLivesMatter ...I'm a lemur. Let's elope.
(B)
Switch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
No one Crosses me. Not even Animals.

Updated about 4 years ago

I Crossed my Animal and hoped to die.
(U)
PSVita
The Muppets Movie Adventures
Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet. (Simpsons reference.) Achievements: 1 / 12 (8%)

Updated about 4 years ago

(U)
PS4
Dreams
Of the wet variety? Achievements: 2 / 39 (5%)

Updated about 4 years ago

Turbo_Egg_Salad's Status

(U) Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.     (B) Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.     (C) Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
890 (U)
  690 Unplayed  
77.5% of Unfinished
48.3% of Total
62.2%
79 (B)
5.5%
461 (C)
32.2%
Wishlist  118 ?         Top-Rated  0 ?????         Master Runs  0 (M)
PlayStation 14 (U) 0 (B) 1 (C) 15 Total
PlayStation 2 23 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 23 Total
PlayStation 3 186 (U) 3 (B) 2 (C) 194 Total
PlayStation 4 510 (U) 73 (B) 458 (C) 1074 Total
PlayStation Portable 40 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 40 Total
PlayStation Vita 48 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 48 Total
PlayStation minis 11 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 11 Total
PSOne Classics 20 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 20 Total
PlayStation VR 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 6 Total
Genesis / Mega Drive 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
NES 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
SNES 6 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 6 Total
GameCube 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 4 Total
Wii 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Nintendo Switch 6 (U) 2 (B) 0 (C) 9 Total
Xbox 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
Xbox 360 10 (U) 1 (B) 0 (C) 11 Total
Xbox One 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
Zeebo 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
All Games 1471 Total
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about 12 months ago

Badges
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Watch the bushes, there be poop there.
about 2 years ago

Badges
Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
I got muscles like Superman trainer (ooh)
Real real rare like Super Saiyan manga
I jump stomp-stomp on Lucifer, Satan
Now I got a few rings on, Jupiter skating
I meant to say Saturn, switched up the pattern
Smoking on some shatter (ooh), got me higher than a ladder (ooh)
Thanks I'm flattered, my baby mama badder
You look like Mick Jagger, oops, the grease splattered
Ooh, ooh, hot, hot (ooh)
Jumping out the grease
It's a whole lotta degrees
'Bout to come up out the fleece, fleece, fleece
Shh, I don't wanna hear a peep (skrt)
Tryna catch some sleep, tryna count some sheep
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Dude, I just called the plug and his phone was unplugged
I was lookin' at Doug like "Ooh, ooh, ooh"
Dude, that shit don't even make no fucking sense
Like having fuckin' arguments for payin' 50 extra cents for barbecue
Saucing on the workers at McDonald's
I don't wanna sit and argue, Good Burger shoulda taught you
We all dudes
And I'm all professional and proper
But my baby mama stopped me in a meeting (skrt, skrt)
Just to Airdrop me some nudes
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Yeah, hopped off the flight, Louis V, off white (ooh)
I just made a dub and she tryna spend the night (uh)
Heard they need more, yeah, my jeans Dior (ooh)
Shawty got cake if you tryna eat more
Think they need more, I think they need more (ooh, ooh, ooh)
This the second run, I'm tryna speed more (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Going stupid, going crazy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Big gas in that Mercedes (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Pull up lit, going 30 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Pull up Vic, uh, in a hurry (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shoot your shot, flex a lot (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Big cheese, hella knots (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Chopped and screwed, Michael Watts (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Point 'em out, air 'em out (skrt, skrt)
Get me right, sippin' Sprite (skrt, skrt)
180, half pipe (skrt, skrt)
Ooh
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Goddamn
Think I got a new lawsuit, I need to come see you (what's that?)
I got a new whip, you know what a car do?
Turn your bitch to a eater (mmh)
She say we don't got enough room to get freaky in here
'Cause it's just a t
about 2 years ago

Badges
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Invincible: 10+ beat or complete in a row
creamedcorn
about 2 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Quite the random comment you left me there!
about 3 years ago

Badges
Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
udderly fantastic
about 3 years ago

Badges
Backlog Beaten: June 3, 2021
Master of Unlocking: Majority of games are completed
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Dude, you're making me hungry rn...
about 3 years ago

Badges
Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
That's why God invented the microwave, my dude.
about 3 years ago

Badges
Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Must I? Must I follow this through? Pardon my misguided judgments, (if they are so) but I have trouble seeing the worth in this; and even you must conceive that this is all just some wasteful exercise in grim pointlessness. How this proceeds is as clear as day; as if you wrote it yourself - and perhaps you have. But look at yourself. Watching. Waiting. Begging with your eyes like a well-nourished hog. Convinced you'll starve if not for one more bite of lukewarm rabbit flesh. Oh, but this flesh has grown rancid through the course of your feastings. It is putrid; this flesh. Turn those empty eyes and commit murder... murder!
about 3 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Congrats on your backloggiversary!
about 3 years ago

Badges
Backlog Beaten: August 19, 2010
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Yeeeeah yeah yeah
about 4 years ago

Badges
Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
What if we put our Habbo Hotel beds next to eachother?
about 4 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
William Gibson
about 4 years ago

Badges
Backlog Beaten: October 24, 2015
Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Doing good?
about 4 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Good catch on my misspelling, thank you!
about 4 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Everything okey?
about 4 years ago

Badges
Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Nice backlog, shit for brains.
about 4 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Sleep: Not playing anything
You're welcome, enjoy your life of boring sobriety. Life's a lot less fun when you have nothing to look forward to. I hope you enjoy fading into nothing without the thought of my acknowledgement giving you hope every day.
about 4 years ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Sleep: Not playing anything
G.
about 4 years ago

Badges
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Focus: Only playing one game
what a nice little kitty eating banene
about 4 years ago (edited)

Badges
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Sleep: Not playing anything
I'm impressed of the fact that you even came back to my profile lol

P.S: Doommeat ball?
Foot.