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(U)
3DS
Shantae
Oh, man. Getting my ass kicked over and over again, and slowly. THAT'S where I'm at with this game.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
WiiU
New Super Luigi U
HARDER.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
WiiU
New Super Mario bros. U
Hard. HARD.

Updated about 10 years ago

(B)
WiiU
Super Mario 3D World
Kicked Bowser back into his purrific yiff closet, so now we're doing the Star rounds. Will report shortly.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Droid
Call of Cthulhu: The Wasted land
Second map. These missions are damn long... longer than the squiggly squid beard of the Great Old One itself!

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Droid
Combo Crew
Wagh. The amount of content in this game is freakish, so who even knows if I'll even be able to skin this before retirement.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Droid
Quadropus Rampage
Since it's a procedural deathmaze/hackerslasher, I'm not really sure there are A or B points.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Droid
Squids
Content migration prompted a restart, so once more for the back row.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Droid
Shelter
Still drawing all the bad hands in this zombie/tower defense/CCG/genre orgy. Just came afoul of the "Leader" category at the Steel Workshop.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
Steam
La-Mulana
Where am I at with this sprawling behemoth of a backtrack labyrinth? I don't even know. I think I just killed a giant Jesus Lizard.

Updated about 10 years ago

(U)
GBA
Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Started it last year and ended up putting it down for what could be considered "quite a while." Resuming progress fucking whenever (Edited - 2015.)

Updated about 10 years ago

☆★★★★
(B)
Steam
Mark of the Ninja
Completed main story. Onto New Game+ and the inevitable trail of corpses to be left behind! Achievements: 17 / 38 (45%)

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★
(B)
Steam
DuckTales Remastered
Medium and Hard modes capped and just a little over half of the artwork acquired. Here I come, Extreme mode... Achievements: 14 / 20 (70%)

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★
(-)
3DS
Animal Crossing
I own this town, suckers.

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★
(U)
Steam
Retro City Rampage
Did much crime; did very little time. Achievements: 4 / 20 (20%)

Updated about 11 years ago

☆★★★★
(C)
Steam
Trine
Climbed that climb in the Tower of Sarek, confused by how easy it was compared to the first 20+ times I'd attempted it, but done is done. Achievements: 11 / 32 (34%)

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★ The reason this became an instant classic of the new wave of small studio games will hit you like a fireball to the face once you hit New Game. Trine is a clever new riff on paths trudged before by the likes of The Lost Vikings, but in more than just play format - its whimsy & sense of humor should seem like a homecoming to those who've played both, & a welcome invite to those who haven't.
(U)
Steam
Spelunky
Why, oh WHY, do I keep buying roguelikes? *snorts Drano, hammers self in testicles* Achievements: 2 / 20 (10%)

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★
(U)
Steam
Hotline Miami
Finished the story, but there are still couple of things left to wrap up. Not rushing it, these things require finesse. Achievements: 5 / 35 (14%)

Updated about 11 years ago

★★★★★
(U)
GBA
Sigma Star Saga
Chapter 2. It's HOT up here.

Updated about 11 years ago

(U)
Steam
Monaco: What's Yours is Mine
Seems that the Pickpocket remembers those dizzying nights quite differently... Achievements: 4 / 12 (33%)

Updated about 11 years ago    |    Online Info Steam: Swinetower

★★★★★ I can't help it. Monaco is just perfect.
(U)
Steam
Don't Starve!
Orthodox definition of "progress" has no place in a game with such a unique format, but we're making do.

Updated about 11 years ago

(U)
Steam
Super House of Dead Ninjas
Cuttin' a ton of ninjies, right? Made it to the last boss; immediate failbonk.

Updated about 11 years ago

(U)
NDS
Retro Game Challenge
W00t, Haggleman 3 just came out!

Updated about 11 years ago

(B)
DC
Power Stone 2
You will never 100% Power Stone 2. NEVER.

Updated about 12 years ago

★★★★★ Where's the party? It's in your Dreamcast. BYOB Disclaimer: Power Stone 2 contains dazzling coin explosions. Bring goggles.
(U)
GBC
Bionic Commando Elite Forces

Updated about 12 years ago

☆★★★★ Unholy awesome thus far. Got sidetracked by other fare, but this'll get finished before too long.
(U)
Steam
Blocks That Matter
Adventure, 65%; Bonus Levels, 0%; Soundtracks, 89% Achievements: 14 / 33 (42%)

Updated about 12 years ago

☆★★★★ A platform-puzzler where logical fucking causality leads you to the solution! Whoda thunk it'were possible? It bears a mention that there are some minor issues with controller compatibility that may test your patience in the later levels, which are more action-oriented. Aside from that niggle, I'd suggest one demo this up. It's righteous.
(U)
GBA
Lady Sia

Updated about 12 years ago

☆☆★★★ Lost interest after a few stages. While it has a solid core of classic play unbetrayed by contemporary innovations (as well as a half-decent story, something that most traditional platformers can't crow about), the pairing of squirrelly controls and precision navigation don't make for lasting bedfellows.
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Steam
The Orange Box: Team Fortress 2
Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever... Achievements: 226 / 411 (55%)

Updated about 12 years ago    |    Online Info Swinetower

★★★★★ Yes, well, this is my joint.
(U)
Steam
Borderlands: Game of the Year Edition: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot
Achievements: 62 / 80 (78%)

Updated about 12 years ago    |    Online Info Swinetower

☆☆★★★ MORE waves. That's nice.
(U)
Steam
Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!
The chapterless, ceaselessly branching narrative makes progress a bit difficult to track.

Updated about 12 years ago

☆★★★★
(U)
N64
Mischief Makers

Updated about 12 years ago

☆★★★★

Mister_Swine's Status

(U) Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.     (B) Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.     (C) Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
34 (U)
  7 Unplayed  
20.6% of Unfinished
9% of Total
43.6%
20 (B)
25.6%
24 (C)
30.8%
Wishlist  1 ?         Top-Rated  17 ?????         Master Runs  4 (M)
Game Boy/Color 3 (U) 1 (B) 2 (C) 6 Total
Nintendo 64 1 (U) 0 (B) 1 (C) 2 Total
Nintendo DS 4 (U) 1 (B) 6 (C) 11 Total
Steam 11 (U) 8 (B) 6 (C) 26 Total
Game Boy Advance 3 (U) 5 (B) 1 (C) 9 Total
Dreamcast BEAT 2 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Nintendo 3DS 4 (U) 1 (B) 1 (C) 7 Total
Android 6 (U) 1 (B) 7 (C) 14 Total
Wii U 2 (U) 1 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
All Games 80 Total
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