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Alien: Isolation
got dressed
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Updated about 9 years ago
So creepy
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Technobabylon
Trying not to die to get an acheivement
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Updated about 9 years ago
It's cooler than your mom so far.
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Crypt of the Necrodancer
Have beaten it with Cadence. Have almost beaten it with Melody.
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Updated about 9 years ago
GOSH, THAT WAS SATISFYING. Try again, try again my pets my ass. I did find this most amusing, though. Seriously, I dumped more than 90 hours into this game, and don't regret it one beat. Sofa King Addictive.
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In Verbis Virtus
In rage after the bridge puzzle
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Updated about 9 years ago
Saying the spells is awesome, the level design is NOT. Quest for knowledge is, though.
Some puzzles are built around the fact that the pc can't crouch.
I like how Obi Wan Kenobi works as a telekinesis spell.
*drops the mic*
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The Secret World
Trying to make some money to go clothes shopping
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Updated about 9 years ago
It's actually kinda cool
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Life is a Strange Cop Simulator
Snooping as usual
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Updated about 9 years ago
Max will have to dig through trash bins up to retirement
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Blackwell: Deception
Where there's no such thing as psychics
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Updated about 10 years ago
Don't really like where the series is going. Some nice drama, but hardly any awesome characters, apart from the first ghost. Please, stop with the self references already, or a goat will headbutt you. Also, the portraits just make you go 'whyyy?'. Also features a girl who would date you only if you're so near her, that you're actually from her small hometown.
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Blackwell: Convergence
Where you google 'artists' to get a secret knowledge of how to talk to artists
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Updated about 10 years ago
It feels as necessary as Silent Hill 3 as a follow-up to the first, and plays, well, usually for the series, I guess. A bunch of cool characters (Frank <3, and also Joe Gould and Joseph Mitchell), some niceish backgrounds, and a really cozy version of NYC. Using the walkthrough like it's nothing and not regretting it at all.
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Blackwell: Unbound
Where the asshole musician keeps saxing your face
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Updated about 10 years ago
Progress, progress in everything. Progress. Progress. Lauren is awesome :3
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Blackwell: Legacy
Where the asshole teenager still blocks you entrance to your apartment even after you've finished the game
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Updated about 10 years ago
Fairly enjoyable, yet by the end I felt sick of going back and forth between the same set of locations hoping to achieve something. I had to look up one solution in a walkthrough, and it turned out to be the most pleasant puzzle in the game (at the same time it was a bad puzzle, so no regrets). Pretty nice storyline at least.
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Sleeping Dogs
where nobody fucks with sun on yee
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Updated about 10 years ago
Quite a good piece of mindless fun with a left-hand driving (wonder if it caused accidents in real life after driving people played this) about an undercover cop who infiltrates a triad wearing a Portal t-shirt and who isn't forced to do anything vile at all.
I lol'd when at the start of a street race the participants ran over the flag girl.
The mission about disconcerting the feng shui-loving guy where you break into his house and give it a number four-themed thrash was pretty stupidly
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Broken Sword 5 - the Serpent Nurse
Deep in the memories of the dance with Bijou
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Updated about 10 years ago
It's Broken Sword 5, so let's go blackmail Laine again! Yaaay!
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Gunpoint
In total awe
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Updated about 10 years ago
Absolutely loved it, although gameplay could be a little more inventive at times. Still, it's easy enough so you'd be able to properly enjoy the good elements and don't pay attention to the rest (see how I masterfully avoided saying whether there are some bad elements or not!)
Don't remember laughing so much in a game since Syberia. Don't remember a story so neatly constructed and tied up since Antichamber. An absolute joy.
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Dark Eye: Chins of Stanislav
good as done, chief
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Updated about 10 years ago
Quantity of jerks in this game was dangerously close to real life. Gwinnling would totally approve.
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Puzzle Agent
done, some of the puzzles with the lowest rating imaginable
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Updated about 11 years ago
It was a surprisingly sweet puzzlebook. It's very nicely written and in many ways pleasant, although not really remarkable. Actually, apart from a couple of overly repeating puzzles (especially the BS4 puzzle) and a cliffhangery ending, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's quite amazing and considerably more nice that Telltale turned out not to be another ea I thought it was.
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Ad Verbum
wondrously withstood the weirdly windy webs of wobbly wordplay without a walkthrough
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Updated about 11 years ago
not north was quite a mockery.
also, your mom is so fat she has more y's than xyzzy
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Bioshock Infinite
done. will definitely play again, but later, much later.
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Updated about 11 years ago
It cost like a bloody slave and it's a first person shooter. I don't regret a second of it.
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The Ship
trying to die of not reading
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Updated about 11 years ago
loved the moment where i nearly died of not talking but then my hunter showed up and i managed to satisfy the urge a little before he killed me.
should be really fun once you know the layout and line up a bloody crowd to play it with you
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Deadlight
playing rock legend on the ruins of humanity
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Updated about 11 years ago
A mediocre game, although it does what it tries to do quite well. It has the most convincing zombie apocalypse I've ever seen. Its story is very simple, but not badly executed. Its handheld game machines fit into the atmosphere really nice.
It's funny how they thought that somebody would for real read the Randolph's diary, though :D
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NightSky
i'm so relaxed i don't keep track really. probably completed it on normal and a bit of it on hard? hmmm.
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Updated about 11 years ago
It's an amazingly meditative and really fun thingie. What also amazing is how much the sound effects add to it.
It's a bit underwhelming in the last level, but it was a pure coziness throught. Also, really love the end credits. And the star collecting, that was fun!
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Train Simulator 2013
i completed it. honestly.
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Updated about 11 years ago
If they make something like this with really modern graphics, i'll probably marry it
PC
Nancy the Happy Whore
where you're excited about it and also where you wonder if it's about nancy drew
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Updated about 11 years ago
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Falling Skywards
where I'm finally playing it
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Updated about 11 years ago
or not
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Counter Strike: Global Pensive
I'm getting there
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Updated about 11 years ago
Steam
Bullerstorm
It's exactly as silly and fun as I remember
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Updated about 11 years ago
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Brothelands 2
Anthony Birch is cool but +0.2 reload speed is cooler. Still, wonder if I'll ever have enough balls to finish it
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Updated about 11 years ago
And Papa-Burch is cooler still!
//Met Tiny Tina, got disappointed. The whole thing is too wacky at times
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?-Com: Enemy is Well-Known Lawl
Just can't get back to it after completing about a half in a nearly one sitting. 13 Gb, bitch :(
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Updated about 11 years ago
Could I please have an evac sometime in the nearest future if it's not a big problem? Thank you.
PC
Anachronox
Where you desperately want to play it but realise you just don't have the spare 60 hours
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Updated about 11 years ago
DOS
Eric the Unready
where there's a small mailbox there
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Updated about 11 years ago
It's wonderful how an utterly silly game manages to convey the same mood as Death Gate does. And it's a wonderful game, if anything. So there. Can I finally kiss myself, please?
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Anno 2070
so beautiful yet so naive and ubisoftish. wonder if i'll ever have the mood to touch it again
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Updated about 11 years ago
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OSD2
not 2 actually, but one can't simply care about these things
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Updated about 12 years ago
PC
PISS
where you pretend you're playing it although you really aren't
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Updated about 12 years ago
it's for Paris Independent Subway Systems
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