( )¤( ) Anus? Ok. Let's see it. Cool. It's brown. As expected. ( )¤( )
HERE'S a review: Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo!!!!! Ya like that!? Also, poop. Bing Crosby did 9/12. He one-up'd us all. I baked a cake. Then I pooped on it. Hi. Hello. Come here often? FART! Look at Kirby! ( >'-')> Anyway, I like kittens. Where is my pooped-on cake? Yo-Yo Ma is the greatest human being who has ever sharted. You're gonna need a bigger boat. You dummy. Fists of Furry Fury. Anywho, I don't like kittens anymore. #DaysOfOurLivesMatter ...I'm a lemur. Let's elope.
Turbo_Egg_Salad's Status
Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.
Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.
Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
| 891 | |
691 Unplayed
77.6% of Unfinished 50.4% of Total |
65% |
| 76 | |
5.5% | |
| 403 | |
29.4% |
Wishlist 118 
Top-Rated 0 
Master Runs 0 
|
| PlayStation | 14 |
0 |
1 |
15 Total |
| PlayStation 2 | 23 |
0 |
0 |
23 Total |
| PlayStation 3 | 186 |
3 |
2 |
194 Total |
| PlayStation 4 | 511 |
70 |
400 |
1014 Total |
| PlayStation Portable | 40 |
0 |
0 |
40 Total |
| PlayStation Vita | 48 |
0 |
0 |
48 Total |
| PlayStation minis | 11 |
0 |
0 |
11 Total |
| PSOne Classics | 20 |
0 |
0 |
20 Total |
| PlayStation VR | 3 |
0 |
0 |
6 Total |
| Genesis / Mega Drive | 3 |
0 |
0 |
3 Total |
| NES | 2 |
0 |
0 |
2 Total |
| SNES | 6 |
0 |
0 |
6 Total |
| GameCube | 3 |
0 |
0 |
4 Total |
| Wii | 2 |
0 |
0 |
2 Total |
| Nintendo Switch | 6 |
2 |
0 |
9 Total |
| Xbox | 1 |
0 |
0 |
1 Total |
| Xbox 360 | 10 |
1 |
0 |
11 Total |
| Xbox One | 1 |
0 |
0 |
1 Total |
| Zeebo | 1 |
0 |
0 |
1 Total |
| All Games | 1411 Total | |||
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Dialogue Box 
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Real real rare like Super Saiyan manga
I jump stomp-stomp on Lucifer, Satan
Now I got a few rings on, Jupiter skating
I meant to say Saturn, switched up the pattern
Smoking on some shatter (ooh), got me higher than a ladder (ooh)
Thanks I'm flattered, my baby mama badder
You look like Mick Jagger, oops, the grease splattered
Ooh, ooh, hot, hot (ooh)
Jumping out the grease
It's a whole lotta degrees
'Bout to come up out the fleece, fleece, fleece
Shh, I don't wanna hear a peep (skrt)
Tryna catch some sleep, tryna count some sheep
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Dude, I just called the plug and his phone was unplugged
I was lookin' at Doug like "Ooh, ooh, ooh"
Dude, that shit don't even make no fucking sense
Like having fuckin' arguments for payin' 50 extra cents for barbecue
Saucing on the workers at McDonald's
I don't wanna sit and argue, Good Burger shoulda taught you
We all dudes
And I'm all professional and proper
But my baby mama stopped me in a meeting (skrt, skrt)
Just to Airdrop me some nudes
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Yeah, hopped off the flight, Louis V, off white (ooh)
I just made a dub and she tryna spend the night (uh)
Heard they need more, yeah, my jeans Dior (ooh)
Shawty got cake if you tryna eat more
Think they need more, I think they need more (ooh, ooh, ooh)
This the second run, I'm tryna speed more (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Going stupid, going crazy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Big gas in that Mercedes (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Pull up lit, going 30 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Pull up Vic, uh, in a hurry (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shoot your shot, flex a lot (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Big cheese, hella knots (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Chopped and screwed, Michael Watts (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Point 'em out, air 'em out (skrt, skrt)
Get me right, sippin' Sprite (skrt, skrt)
180, half pipe (skrt, skrt)
Ooh
Hot damn, hot water, hot shower
Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower
Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour
And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour
Goddamn
Think I got a new lawsuit, I need to come see you (what's that?)
I got a new whip, you know what a car do?
Turn your bitch to a eater (mmh)
She say we don't got enough room to get freaky in here
'Cause it's just a t