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(U)
PS4
Doom (2016)
Just Doom It® Achievements: 4 / 34 (12%)

Updated about 3 months ago

(U)
PS4
Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions
Clive Barker's Lord of Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions. (That was dumb.) Achievements: 3 / 38 (8%)

Updated about 3 months ago

(U)
PS4
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
That's a Big Sack, Boy.

Updated about 4 months ago

(U)
PS4
Outbreak
I will Break Out. Achievements: 0 / 8 (0%)

Updated about 4 months ago

(u)
Zeebo
The Herpes of Twat Dart County HD Collection: Fart in Michael Landon's Mouth IV: Seaweed Pubes PAL
Urine sample. Poo poo and wiggly wieners. Yo, Adrian. Smººth Operator. Horse shart. I stuck my pinky in Dina Shore's navel and haven't regretted it. Achievements: 69 / 666 (10%)

Updated about 7 months ago    |    Online Info ( )¤( ) Anus? Ok. Let's see it. Cool. It's brown. As expected. ( )¤( )

☆☆☆☆★ HERE'S a review: Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo!!!!! Ya like that!? Also, poop. Bing Crosby did 9/12. He one-up'd us all. I baked a cake. Then I pooped on it. Hi. Hello. Come here often? FART! Look at Kirby! ( >'-')> Anyway, I like kittens. Where is my pooped-on cake? Yo-Yo Ma is the greatest human being who has ever sharted. You're gonna need a bigger boat. You dummy. Fists of Furry Fury. Anywho, I don't like kittens anymore. #DaysOfOurLivesMatter ...I'm a lemur. Let's elope.
(B)
Switch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
No one Crosses me. Not even Animals.

Updated about 8 months ago

I Crossed my Animal and hoped to die.
(U)
PSVita
The Muppets Movie Adventures
Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet. (Simpsons reference.) Achievements: 1 / 12 (8%)

Updated about 9 months ago

(U)
PS4
Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle
Capcom Beat 'Em Off Bundle. Achievements: 1 / 11 (9%)

Updated about 11 months ago

(U)
PS4
Dreams
Of the wet variety? Achievements: 2 / 39 (5%)

Updated about 1 year ago

(U)
PS4
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove!
Will they be getting back into the same groove that Stella re-got? Achievements: 13 / 49 (27%)

Updated about 2 years ago

(U)
PSVita
Run Sackboy! Run!
I will run a sack, boy. Ye. Achievements: 12 / 13 (92%)

Updated about 3 years ago

Turbo_Egg_Salad's Status

(U) Unfinished ?No significant accomplishments.     (B) Beaten ?The main objective has been accomplished. Usually marked by the defeat of a final boss and/or viewing of credits.     (C) Completed ?For games which are 100% done. All extras and modes have been unlocked and finished. All significant items have been collected.
805 (U)
  616 Unplayed  
76.5% of Unfinished
65.5% of Total
85.5%
56 (B)
6%
80 (C)
8.5%
Wishlist  114 ?         Top-Rated  0 ?????         Master Runs  0 (M)
PlayStation 13 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 13 Total
PlayStation 2 18 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 18 Total
PlayStation 3 186 (U) 3 (B) 2 (C) 194 Total
PlayStation 4 436 (U) 51 (B) 78 (C) 585 Total
PlayStation Portable 39 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 39 Total
PlayStation Vita 46 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 46 Total
PlayStation minis 11 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 11 Total
PSOne Classics 20 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 20 Total
PlayStation VR 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
Genesis / Mega Drive 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 3 Total
NES 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
SNES 6 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 6 Total
GameCube 3 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 4 Total
Wii 2 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 2 Total
Nintendo Switch 6 (U) 1 (B) 0 (C) 7 Total
Xbox 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
Xbox 360 10 (U) 1 (B) 0 (C) 11 Total
Xbox One 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
Zeebo 1 (U) 0 (B) 0 (C) 1 Total
All Games 967 Total
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about 5 days ago

Badges
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
Must I? Must I follow this through? Pardon my misguided judgments, (if they are so) but I have trouble seeing the worth in this; and even you must conceive that this is all just some wasteful exercise in grim pointlessness. How this proceeds is as clear as day; as if you wrote it yourself - and perhaps you have. But look at yourself. Watching. Waiting. Begging with your eyes like a well-nourished hog. Convinced you'll starve if not for one more bite of lukewarm rabbit flesh. Oh, but this flesh has grown rancid through the course of your feastings. It is putrid; this flesh. Turn those empty eyes and commit murder... murder!
about 1 month ago

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Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Congrats on your backloggiversary!
about 3 months ago

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Backlog Beaten: August 19, 2010
Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Focus: Only playing one game
Yeeeeah yeah yeah
about 6 months ago

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Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
What if we put our Habbo Hotel beds next to eachother?
about 6 months ago

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Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
William Gibson
about 9 months ago

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Backlog Beaten: October 24, 2015
Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Doing good?
about 9 months ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Good catch on my misspelling, thank you!
about 10 months ago

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Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
Everything okey?
about 12 months ago

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Legendary Weapon: 5 or fewer unfinished games
Nice backlog, shit for brains.
about 12 months ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Sleep: Not playing anything
You're welcome, enjoy your life of boring sobriety. Life's a lot less fun when you have nothing to look forward to. I hope you enjoy fading into nothing without the thought of my acknowledgement giving you hope every day.
about 12 months ago

Badges
Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Sleep: Not playing anything
G.
about 1 year ago

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Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Poisoned: 3+ new games in a row
Focus: Only playing one game
what a nice little kitty eating banene
about 1 year ago (edited)

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Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
Focus: Only playing one game
I'm impressed of the fact that you even came back to my profile lol

P.S: Doommeat ball?
about 1 year ago

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Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Master of Unlocking: Majority of games are completed
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Sleep: Not playing anything
I'm happy for ya.
about 1 year ago

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Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
about 1 year ago

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Minion of Bak'laag: 100+ unfinished games
I’ve heard good things about it!
about 2 years ago

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Right Hand of Bak'laag: 1000+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
Cursed: 10+ new games in a row
Don't you judge me!
about 2 years ago

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Consider Yourself a Hero: Majority of games are beaten
dude i'm an ass-shaking nomad too i'm literally shaking right now omg
about 2 years ago

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Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Treasure Hunter: 1000+ games
On Fire: 3 beat or complete in a row
Hoo! Where's Short Shorts?
about 2 years ago

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Herald of Bak'laag: 500+ unfinished games
Confused: Playing 10+ games at once
No, they are not!